Meet the World's Funniest Kindergartner - Junie B. Jones! February 14 - Valentime's Day, as Junie B. calls it - is just around the corner. Junie B. can't wait to see all the valentimes she'll get. But she never expected a big, mushy card from a secret admirer! Who is this secret mystery guy, anyway? Junie B. is determined to find out.